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barditis 

the condition whereof a person cannot stop inadvertently rhyming, or speaking and writing in iambic pentameter
>"are you going to the store? toilet paper, we need more"
"you're doing it again, honey"
>"what do you mean? Is it something obscene?"
"i told you if you do the rhyming again going to divorce you Steve"
>"but Barditis is from what i suffer, i know our love is getting tougher, but please bear wi.."
"i'll just go to the store myself"
barditis by spatula007 July 2, 2023
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A disease of never wanting to stop having sex in your bed
I cant stop fucking you sasha I have beditis
beditis by anonymous June 29, 2024

Boredative 

When bored in a certain place and can't really think about anything else besides being bored or zoning out
Jane:hey, I'm so boredative

June: yea I'm bored too,

Jane:no I'm boredative

June: the difference?

Jane:cause when your boredative, your in a place and bored, but also like zoning out, and only thinking about being bored, almost nothing else
Boredative by Tishiki November 22, 2024