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Frosty Bobsled 

The act of snorting cocaine off of an erected penis. Also known as Coke-on-a-boner.
PJ: Wow, I was really fucked up last night, I think I did a frosty bobsled off that chicks dick!

Tom: ...

PJ: I guess it wasn't a she, was it...
Frosty Bobsled by Mooman29 May 4, 2010

korean bobsled 

line up 2-4 girls like they are riding in a bob sled (has to be slick ground- wood floor recommended). Then you pee all over them and in front to make the ground wet and slick. Then proceed to fuck the girl in the back which should push the rest like they are riding a bobsled.
Bro verm, I hit a fresh Korean bobsled last night in these 3 deaf girls last night and it was wicked!

Midnight Bobsled

When you are banging a chick from precariously positioned at the top of a flight of stairs, and just as you reach climax, you give her a nudge forward and ride her down the steps while inside her. The ensuing vibrations feel.... just terrific.
So it was really hard to trick Jane into me preforming a midnight bobsled on her, because who the fuck has sex by the top of the stairs. I told her to trust me and she fell for it. I came buckets.

Peppermint Bobsled 

A humourously named sex-act found on Russel's list, from the show Rules of Engagement.
Russel: Alright, we both agree your fiance is a horn dog. Which is why I think we should ask for the Manitoba Snowcone...
Adam: Stop saying 'we', okay? And I'm not asking for anything off of your list of humourously named... sex acts.
Russel: Why not? It took me ten years to fill this thing out... ten *beautiful* years. See if she's up for... the Peppermint Bobsled.
Adam: Noo, I can't do that- I love this person... This would ruin Christmas forever...

Haitian Bobsled

To sit on a toilet and defecate in tandem. When one person sits with their back against the water tank and at least one other sits in front of them on the toilet seat and they defecate in a synchronized fashion. If it is two men, the genitals may rest above or below the seat at the individuals discretion.

CAUTION: do not attempt to do with more than 3 people unless you have trained with John Candy.
My friend and I had to shit at the same time and there was only one toilet, so we pulled a Haitian bobsled.

jamaican bobsled team 

v.
similar to a tobagon

the act of four black guys gangbanging a chick on top of a staircase and then riding her down.
The hooker asked, "Would you negros care for a jamaican bobsled team?"
jamaican bobsled team by yea bro August 10, 2007