Bin Laden Cocktail

Guy at bar to bartender: "I'm not sure what to have ..."
Bartender: "How about a Bin Laden Cocktail ..."
Guy: "What's that??"
Bartender: "Two shots and a splash of water."
Guy: "Ouch!"

Bin Laden Cocktail by ring-tailed roarer June 11, 2011

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Bin Laden Butt Fuck

When a man and a woman are having sex, preferably for 40 minutes already, the man pulls out, sticks it in her anus, and starts going at it. He starts yelling "Allah Akbar", and if within 30 seconds, the female doesn't utter, "Allah, Allah, Praise Allah!" your friends storm the room with BB guns, dressed as navy seals and fire!

Jon: Did you hear all that noise in the hall last night?
Mike: Yeah, I could of sworn our neighbors were yelling Allah Akbar...
Jon: Yeah... That's because Rich Bin Laden Butt Fucked that girl...she didn't know the catch phrase..

Bin Laden Butt Fuck by ProudToBeFree1 May 25, 2011

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bin laden weed

The term "Bin Laden Weed" orignates from Chicago street slang, but was first brought to national thug prominence by the 3-6 Mafia song of the same name. While the 3-6 Mafia claims that Bin Laden weed consists of a mixture of three diffferent sub-species of cannibus, the term is largely used in Chi-town as a synonym for extremely potent Hydro or otherwise very kind weed.

"I'm smokin on that fuckin Bin Laden"

bin laden weed by B-Geezy May 27, 2004

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Bin Laden Weed

A mixture of marijuana that contains Hydro, Light Green and Bobby Brown all mixed together. Chicago nigguhz named that shit BIN LADEN WEED...cuz it's tha STRAIGHT KILLA!

Who got that hydro...who got that light green...who got that Bobby Brown...WE GOT BIN LADEN WEED!

Bin Laden Weed by TOKESTER September 16, 2003

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