Bandera bread sex trade

This is when you are lucky enough to meet a woman who will do anything for bandera bread... So naturally, the bread is exchanged for sexual favors...

I just found out my girlfriend is so crazy about bandera bread, that the bandera bread sex trade is the next logical step to take 'cause she'll put out anytime I talk about going to Boston Pizza.

Bandera bread sex trade by Bog-man November 1, 2016

Nanny bender 

To have sexual intercourse with an old lady.

"Holy fuck, look at that sexy old lady over there"

"You're such a nanny bender"

Nanny bender by BootypipeSucker January 12, 2015

waist bender

The action of raging when you are too old to head bang without immediately regretting it! You resort to bending at the waist to appear to still headbang!

I'm still a fucking headbanger, but sonetimes I have to be a waist bender because I'm too old to rage and break my neck to Excision like I used to!

waist bender by Warpy927 August 3, 2018

S-Bend 

A colloquial expression in english for a toilet

After a hard night on the curry it was time to hit the S-bend

S-Bend by Massimo Ambrosini June 13, 2008

U-bend U-boat  

A turd that is submerged in the U-bend of the toilet like the german submarines (U-boats) used to hide beneath the surface of the sea. 9 out of 10 U-bend U-boats are unflushable in the average toilet.

For fucks sake, that U-bend U-boat just won't flush! Pass me the bog brush Dave, it turd bustin' time!

U-bend U-boat by MSN NINJA April 19, 2009

Friender Bender 

Times when your hanging out with a friend and you decide to do something gluttonous.

"Yeah Friender Bender.
You know our post ablum tradition of drinking around the world until we black out together." Metalocalypse

Friender Bender by pebot June 24, 2012

Bend over and I'll show ya 

The comeback to end all comebacks.

Person 1: Where did you leave the _______?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

Person 1: What the hell happened to my _____?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

Bend over and I'll show ya by Alyson March 31, 2003