beezin’ 

when you put peppermint burt’s bees on your eyes to get high.

Erica was beezin’ in 4th period today.

beezin’ by badbitchbob March 8, 2019

beezer

northern irish slang usually used by spides or steeks, when describing something is cool, amazing or cracker.

"aye mate dat corsa`s a fuckin beezer"

beezer by nigel lai February 17, 2005

Beezer

A Canadian food and drug addict from Ontario.

You're such a Beezer, Chantal.

Beezer by Little Miss Brat July 3, 2021

Beezil 

Unit of measurement. "It takes 10 beezils flying wing tip to wing tip to fly up a gnats ass" Use: Your measurements are out by a beezil.

Your measurements are out by a beezil.

Beezil by Btowntaz1 August 18, 2013

Beefie the Cow 

Beefie the cow was the biggest cow and animal to ever walk the earth. He was bigger than most mountains. He was so big that all of the meat products today come from Beefie himself.

Beefie was married to Bessie the cow, who was almost as big as him. All the dairy products in the world come from Bessie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy,will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.

Beefie, Bessie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.

Many people still worship the great Beefie, Bessie and Befessie today.

Child: Mom, where does beef come from?
Mom: From Beefie the Cow of course!

Beefie the Cow by SqueakyPig17 May 9, 2020

breezie

An attractive female.

Dude, check out the ass on that breezie.

breezie by Emily July 29, 2003

bleezie 

another word for blunt...goes especially well with heem.

What you know about me? I'm Mac Dreezy
Call Hennessy, Heem, and a blunt a Bleezie
I keep a fat sack wrapped in a backwood leave...

bleezie by jeddica May 25, 2006