Beat your Meat 

Stroke your salami. To jack off!

I caught Tonio beating his Meat.

Beat your Meat by KRAZY-D & Big - C April 13, 2003

meat beat hours 

8-12 o'clock Where all sad niggas beat their dick vigorously either while participating in sad nigga hours or not.

Originated from sad nigga hours but became its own thing later on

Mike: Hey I would like to do an activity tonight
Jimmy: How about you participate in meat beat hours where you beat your dick vigorously from 8-12 o'clock

meat beat hours by Kosorare December 28, 2017

beat the meat 

verb synonym for masturbation

"Hey stop beating the meat!"

beat the meat by SLOGAN December 6, 2002

Beat your Meat 

Masterbation in an up and down motion.(preformed by male or females willing to do it for you.)

Marcus almost got caught beating his meat.

Beat your Meat by Ricky Rivers September 15, 2003

Beat your meat 

To tenderise and loosen a piece of meat before cooking to allow ease while cutting and eating, and also actions such as stuffing, rolling, and skewering are easier.
This technique is generally done with meat mallets or with naturally occurring enzymes. For the former solution, pressure must be applied evenly over the meat or else if pounded too hard, it may break.

Jarvis prefers his meat soft and juicy. Be sure to beat your meat before marinating it.

Beat your meat by I'm online March 4, 2019

Meat Beat Mania 

An endless gauntlet of meat beating. Nut after nut after nut. Consists of only one person. Any more parties involved turns this into a Nut Bust Bonanza.

1. After discovering internet porn, Ronnie decided it was time for a good 'ol Meat Beat Mania session.
2. "Damn, did you see how fine Catherine looked?" "Yeah, when I get home, I'm gonna play some Meat Beat Mania!"

Meat Beat Mania by Riven Main 420 June 24, 2017

Beat the meat 

The act of racing against official police cars on a drag strip legally. As defined by Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear.

that was a police mustang. They have modded it and then said to kids, "Can you beat us?". They actually call it "Beat the meat"

Beat the meat by Petr0l_H3ad July 25, 2023