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Barefoot Contessa

1. An epicure extraordinare demonstrating tasteful fancy fare in a FAMILY RAINBOW sort of way East Hampton style.
Ina Garten weekdays on FoodNetwork as The Barefoot Contessa.
Barefoot Contessa by JayVaBeach August 11, 2007

Barefoot 

Everyone worldwide goes barefoot. It’s just a part life.
Barefoot by I P a lot. April 11, 2020

barefoot 

A sort of water skiing without skis. An EXTREME form of water skiing.
To barefoot you need to be:
1) Farely crazy or brave.
2) Have good medical coverage.
3) Be going about 50 miles an hour behind a boat.

To succeed it is possible - but extremely difficult - to get up out of the water behind a boat with no skiis on and ultimately barefoot. The boat must be able to accelerate quickly or you will come close to drowning.
You can start out with one ski - slalom - and drop the ski once the boat gets up to speed. You can use two skiis and drop them both but this looks very girly and if you did decide to do it, you might ball yourself out - if you are a guy - with one of the skiis racking your jewels from being dropped improperly.
Max: "Bill wants to try barefoot today; can the boat go fast enough?"
Scott: "Of course it can go fast enough dwanker it has a 500 hp inboard!"
Doug: "I'll call the ambulance."
barefoot by psiscott2000 April 27, 2006

Barefoot 

Code for saying that you are high.
Hey Jack let's go to McDonalds barefoot after frolfing.

Friend one:"I'm gonna be so high after this blunt."

Friend two: "Yeah man we're gonna be barefoot."
Barefoot by Beer time October 10, 2014

barefoot contessa

noun.

a sex goddess who is a "lady on the street but a freak in the bed". she suppresses her nymphomania by cooking gourmet and unreplicable meals.
"dawg have you seen that barefoot contessa?! she is one hot piece of ass!"

Barefoot Contessa

The act of inserting your big toe into a woman's vagina while receiving oral sex.
My girlfriend loves it when I give her the old barefoot contessa.
Barefoot Contessa by rawhide33 September 2, 2011