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automatic bye 

An "automatic bye" comes from the world of sports. It means that a team earns a good enough record to advance in a playoff or tournament without having to play another team. In other contexts, it basically means leapfrogging over a step in a process.
She landed that job without even having an interview. It was an automatic bye.

My favorite team got an automatic bye, advancing to the final round of the playoffs.
automatic bye by artemis1968 September 11, 2013

Automatic Updates 

An annoying feature of Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2. It automatically downloads "critical updates" to fix security holes found almost daily in Internet Explorer and in other parts of the operating system, then it harasses you to restart your computer. If you click "Restart Later" the box will pop back up in about five minutes.
noob: Automatic Updates rules!
h4x0r: Don't use it...if you do I won't be able to hack your PC! Liek, omg!

Automatic Sperm Extractor 

Someone who gives good fellatio to the point that semen comes out without effort in the same sense that a milk extractor works.
"Gina gives such good head, she's now known as a automatic sperm extractor."

automatic flex 

When you take a picture of yourself and you didn't feel like you were flexing but everyone else thinks you were.
Person A: "btw I know you were totally flexing in that pic"
Person B: "I wasn't! Maybe the position I was in created and automatic flex."

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Person A: "damn my automatic flex is on point!"
automatic flex by Avocado7 January 5, 2017

Automatic Freedom Dispenser 

He held up his assault rifle and said, "I call it an automatic freedom dispenser."

Automatic Lofts 

A place for college students in Chicago to live. Do not live there! Something that is nice to look at but when you move in everything gets turned around and it turns out to be a really bad place to live. The walls are thin and the internet sucks. You will find some awesome friends when living there, but do your best and avoid moving in.