ESA (External Shit Annihilation)

When you take a shit and you, quite literally, annihilate the shit by beating the shit out of your shit.

Mike: You wanna go ESA together bro?
Jack: Yeah after we finish munging.
Mike: Hell Yeah! ESA (External Shit Annihilation) is the best!

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Anal Annihilation April

If you have sex, it must be Anal. Also, sex must be incredibly rough. Passing will let you move onto Mindful Masturbation May.

Anal Annihilation April made my partner's ass sore

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v. the act of removing your, or someone else's penis via knife, gun, sulfuric acid, rpg, manganese heptoxide, or nitric acid.

Person 1: i committed penile annihilation on some kid that was asking if i had games on my phone
Person 2: what the fuck

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Everyone would be better off if Nuclear Annihilation just occurred

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Official attack of mantralord.

Mantralord pwnd me with the TRIPLE ANNIHILATION BEAM.

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day 36: another day, another nipple annihilation

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a movie which rips off alien and contains doom refrences

doom annihilation was a shit movie and a shit adaptation

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