Thing 1 and Thing 2

2 retarted kids, 2 down Syndrome kids, 2 autistic kids, etc.

Person: Thing 1 and thing 2 are shitting themselves again.

Thing 1 and Thing 2 by Faggot Disorder May 21, 2020

1-2-3 hide and go seek 

A variation of hide and go seek where once a person hiding is seen, has to rush back to the base where the seeker started counting, and say 1-2-3 the seekers name in order to be safe.
Origin: Chestnut ave, Palo Alto, CA

"Hey, wanna come play 1-2-3 hide and go seek with some people at the park tomorrow?"

1-2-3 hide and go seek by Shnarb roberts December 9, 2008

The 2 C’s and 1 K 

Some annoying twins and a girl. They’re the teachers pet but secretly hate him. One twin likes the girl the others gay.

Person 1: hey did you hear Cheri and Cyrus date? Person 2: yea what about kaleb? The other twin person 1: Oh,That niqqa dead Person 2: Oh they were the 2 C’s and 1 K.

The 2 C’s and 1 K by Niggawhyuneeed know March 15, 2020

1 bal 2 Balz and a penis 

The greatest Football route in The World this is how you do it. Run to the side in a circle then run to the other side and do a circle then go to the
Middle and run straight and yell penis

Micheal has 1 bal 2 Balz and a penisssssss

1 bal 2 Balz and a penis by Jimuder Johnson July 17, 2023

1's and 2's 

slang term to describe the smell/taste of ones girlfriend during her period. Derived from 1 penny and 2 penny coins which are made from copper.

Man.....Alison let me go down on her last night, all I could taste was 1's and 2's

1's and 2's by Dirky McDiggler August 11, 2011

1 bal 2 Balz and a penis 

This is the greatest route in football history. All you do is run in a circle to make 1 bal then move over to a different stop where your other ball would be and make 2 balz then go to the middle and run straight to make the penis

1 bal 2 Balz and A penisssss

1 bal 2 Balz and a penis by Jimuder Johnson July 16, 2023

1, 2, and 3 woods 

Describes da varying degrees of hard-on dat a male golfer gets from watching a hot busty number lean over to tee up a ball, revealing her luscious cleavage for him to see; da more of her ample tits dat get revealed to his lustful gaze dat way, da higher his "wood number".

I went through a complete range of "1, 2, and 3 woods" while Tiffany was playing a round of golf wif me; finally I couldn't stand it anymore, and so I yanked down her golfing shorts and took her right then and there in da middle of the putting green!

1, 2, and 3 woods by QuacksO October 19, 2023