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Affirmation 

The acknowledgement of a colleague's job well done. It was first invented by Enda McKenna in 1947 in his magnum opus on "Motivation of Female Staff in the Male Dominated Workplace". Its purpose was to recognise the added value brought to the business world by women after the Second World War; such as round-the-clock provision of biscuits, coffee and sexual favours. More recently, affirmations have become a desired method of motivation by both sexes. Traditionally, affirmation is delivered by a firm, open-handed pat to the posterior. However, there are many variations; such as the "Snap-To" where a short, sharp delivery results in surprise, awe and a warm after glow. Softer versions are the "Double" and "Triple" pats where two or three affirmations are delivered in quick succession to confirm the high level of performance currently being delivered. The third and rarely used version is the "Spank and Linger". This is when the affirmation is singular but contact is maintained, conveying the message of a job well done, worthy of additional "rewards".
Winston: Did you see that annual report that Miss Wells drew up?
Charles: Yes... jolly good for a woman. Perhaps an affirmation is deserved?
Winston: Excellent idea, a Spank and Linger I think.
Charles: Here she comes now.
*spank*... linger
Miss Wells: Oooh!
Winston: Good report. See me after work!
Affirmation by Miss Tessmacher November 2, 2010

Affirmatus Prime 

adj. aE-fer-ma-tus prIm- 1. to be correct, right, or rightous in the face of a conflicting Negatron answer. 2. Opposite of Negatron.
Douchebag1: yo, bra! You pick up those Hienies, and the Preppy H?

Douchebag2: Affirmatus Prime, my Brosephism.

Affirmative-Action Gangster 

Just a living museum and fake compared to real.
Yo, this gang is just affirmative-action gangsters. how do you even rep that ? I dont know !?!?!

affirmasence

To show or indicate affirmation.

or
The quality of affirmation.
'sure" or "right" can be used to show affirmasence in awkward situations , it helps in keeping convo alive
affirmasence by isla~ March 15, 2023

afirmative action 

Another reason to buy products from overseas. Race, color, sex, etc. to be considered over qualification forcefully applied by government.
The useless people who answer phones for government agencies, that although it is there first language, seem to have no grasp of english; spoken or written.
afirmative action by cervid March 18, 2004

Affirmationists 

A team of people who validate/confirm your perceptions, feelings, ideas, etc
My affirmationists boosted me out of my depression
Affirmationists by Shell true December 18, 2016