Skip to main content

Mist Nobled

When someone is convinced something is much more challgening then it really is.
Niko (unc) : Theres a boss coming up and he's really hard

Kieran : Dude I killed him in one hit

Kieran : Did I just get Mist Nobled?
Mist Nobled by MeAmTurtle June 6, 2024

Fanny Mist 

V, Fanny Mist is when a woman doesn't wash her vag for days on end & it's so bad down there she develpos fanny mist. Fanny mist can be toxic to breath in as fumes can lead to choking. To prevent fanny mist all a woman has to do is wash her vag.
Adam was about to start eating Jackie out when he was struck by her fanny mist & taken aback by the fumes he says "Jackie you have fanny mist i think you need a shower"

Poo Mist 

When your fart is so dense you can almost feel, smell, and taste it in the are. Its like a light rain (mist) in a humid climate, however the weather is from your butt.
Guy1: Damnit, what is that? its like i walked into a stinky cloud!
Guy2: HAHA, you just walked into poo mist.
Poo Mist by Kermitp December 17, 2015

cranberry mist 

When a girl on her period queefs and a red, bloody mist sprays out of her vagina.
I went down on my girlfriend and didn't know she starting ragging until she queefed and I caught a cranberry mist in the face.

Lunar mist facial mask 

While lying down, you hold a screen over your face and someone stands over the screen and has explosive diarrhea.
The result is that while watching the moon you receive an evenly distributed mist of fecal material that results in an impressive facial mask.
It's been two weeks since my last lunar mist facial mask, I'm due!

The mist rises ,as the sun falls. 

Me and my buddies are going to juul, behind the bleachers at sunset.
Yo guys not the The mist rises ,as the sun falls.

"Don't do AHHHHHHHHHH!!"