Zune 

This product is a portable music player made by Microsoft. It was meant to compete with Apple's iPod. Among other things that the iPod does well, it is aestecially pleasing unlike the Zune.
The standard iPod comes in white or black, while the nanos (formally called minis) come in rainbow colors. The shuffle was formally white, and now silver. Notice that nowhere does apple use the color brown.

Microsoft decided to use brown on their "Zune" (where the fuck did they get the name "zune" anyway?) to make it look like a piece of dog shit to represent it's function.

Person one: "Aww shit, I think I just stepped in dog shit!!"
Person two: "No, that was my new Zune."
Person one: "Okay, now you can get an iPod."

Zune by wassssup? January 19, 2007

zune 

state of listening to substandard music or owning a substandard mp3 player; being ripped-off

Steve got zuned when the Zune apocalypse came. He should have bought an ipod.

zune by sanitynow January 14, 2009

zune 

a shit, as in "to take a shit"

"I'm going to go take a zune"

zune by All other names are taken October 3, 2007

Zune 

A product owned only by mentally retarded people with absolutely no knowledge about electronics. These people also often own an Xbox 360.

The police easily found the prison escaper after he pulled his Zune out in public.

Zune by FelisCatusLover May 8, 2009

Zune 

A crap MP3 player. Only compatible with PCs. Really ugly. Doesn't even tell time. Will never beat iPod.

Zune: 2 million sold
iPod: 150 million sold

Person 1 (says to person 2 listening to Zune):
Hey, what time is it?

Person 2: I don't know. The Zune doesn't tell time.

Person 1: What?? What electric device nowadays doesn't tell time?

Person 3: Lemme check my iPod.

Zune by gamerdude94 February 7, 2009

zune 

Microsoft's version of the Apple iPod. It's not bad; similar to the iPod only with a different interface and control scheme. It also has Wi-Fi sharing among other features, but being that it's by Microsoft, somehow it automatically sucks.

Should I get a Zune or an iPod? Ummm... well, everyone knows that the Zune is by Microsoft and the iPod is by Apple, soooo... I'm gonna go with the iPod. :)

zune by text of death March 16, 2008

zune 

The new MP3 player for trend followers, fad hags, and general 20-somethings with too much cash. Hopes to compete with the Apple iPod, although most intelligent people go with Creative's line of products.

The Zune can share music, movies, and photos wirelessly; but the trendy garbage most Zune owners listen to will break the eardrums of other people who have good taste in music.

You might also get hand cramps due to the controls on the side. You could also experiance the "iPod Cross-Eye Effect" in which your eyes start rolling around and around due to the circuler selection wheel.

Microsoft can't stand the fact that they don't own everything. So with Windows, the Xbox and the Zune, they can start WORLD DOMINATION!

zune by Lomia November 21, 2006