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So high or tired you can't feel your body and are generally incoherent yet not really uncomfortable

Similar to geeked or zooted
Person 1: yo bro how you been

Person 2: shitt I'm zoinked outta my mind rn
Zoinked by Dangdogs May 23, 2022
When you're so high or you're either drunk as hell

Drunk zoinked: you stumble and speak incoherent nonsense alot then eventually fall a sleep and have the WORST hangover.
High zoinked: you're calm and probably daydreaming alot staring into space and you also might talk slower and drag out words.
I'm zoinked out of my mind

You he's zoinked out of his mind
Zoinked by Leohtsu July 19, 2022
the state of being inexplicably befuddled after consuming a large amount of za
'Dude, you look zoinked outta your mind'
zoinked by chompp March 9, 2023
Super ultra mega hippy high
Person 1: I'm so zoinked rn, dude...
Person 2: Me too, dawg!!
Zoinked by CharvelStar April 18, 2023
it means frucked up on tht good mush n alkxohol
guys im zoinked out so ahrd right now
dont mess with me while imserioulsy zoinking

you just ruined my zoink
zoinked by givok April 3, 2024
it means frucked up on tht good mush n alkxohol
guys im zoinked out of my head rght now
dont talk to me when im zoinking from here to timbuktu
you seriosuly just ruined my zoink appointmetn
zoinked by givok April 3, 2024