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Zeke will get to the money regardless, no matter what he must do, no matter who he must hurt
Zeke aint playing about that money you owe him
Zeke by Yk how November 22, 2021
Zeke is a very attractive, funny male with a big penis. Whenever he makes a joke, you laugh unintentionally. He is just that funny. He is a graduate of Kai Cenat’s rizz academy. He is known to be Kay Flock’s homie since day 1 as well.
“Zeke is the cutest boy in his class”- randon treesh
Zeke by Janiqua Joseph November 22, 2021
God of intelligence, although sort of a nuisance, he has his moments. Although the greatest person to grace this planet and stand on our very earth, he will spit on your eyeball.

Is a basketball.
Bob: All praise Zeke.

John: no he bad

Zeke: spitball
Zeke by Sir_Oliver-Henrik_the-III September 21, 2022
he is nice. kinda an idiot. he will buy you anything if he likes you even if you don't want him to. gold diggers love him. he is very stubborn but very affectionate and hates taking good advice. he is smart, but will talk about random crap that nobody cares about. but we love him anyways. he has a good heart and he wants to do what's right.
"omg zeke shut up."

"awww zeke you really should not have bought me that big mac."

nobody:
zeke: "aktuallyy its a giGaBYte."
zeke by gabri.joy February 22, 2023
he is nice. kinda an idiot. he will buy you anything if he likes you even if you don't want him to. gold diggers love him. he is very stubborn but very affectionate and hates taking good advice. he is smart, but will talk about random crap that nobody cares about. but we love him anyways. he has a good heart and he wants to do what's right.
"omg zeke shut up."

"awww zeke you really should not have bought me that big mac."

nobody:
zeke: "aktuallyy its a giGaBYte."
zeke by gabri.joy February 22, 2023
Zeke is the best boyfriend you could ever have. He’s funny and very caring. He is the person that everyone wants.
“Have you met Zeke”
Yeah I like him
Zeke by Heyyyyy;) November 27, 2019