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she'll lick your butt 

a phrase said when a girl is ugly
the phrase comes from the fact that ugly girls have to go an extra mile and do things out of the ordinary for guys to have intrest in them
Devin: "Hey, Yeager is talking to this girl, Alexis, I guess he asked her out"
Peter: "Really?"
Devin: "Yea, I think she'll lick your butt though"
Peter: "What makes you say that?"
Devin: "well, I was talking to Julia, who's friends with Alexis, and the way she talks about her made me feel like she was trying to drop hints about her being ugly"

Jake: "I got a new girlfriend"
Mike: "Will she lick your butt?"

pee in your butt  

something sexual, david says to pam to turn her on
david -hey babe can i pee in your butt? pam- maybe later if your good!!!!!!

pee in your butt
pee in your butt by thell February 26, 2009

squeeze your butt cheeks

An expression to replace "say cheese" when taking a photo of an unwilling/unsmiling subject.

Subject is unable to keep a straight face and will burst out in laughter.
Photographer: "say cheese!"
Subject: "uuugh"
Photographer: "squeeze your butt cheeks!"
Subject: "lol"

How's your butt? 

What I ask my dog because he shits all the time. Plus, I want him to consider the condition of his anus, especially when we go out because another dog might sniff it.
Me: Hey, Jack, how's your butt?
Jack: I'm hungry.

police your butt 

To properly dispose of a cigarette butt. A take on 'Police your brass' which means to pick up the spent shell casings ejected from your firearm. Policed butts are disposed of by placing them in an ashtray or flushing them down the toilet as opposed to throwing them out your car's window or tossing it haphazardly on the sidewalk.

put a baby in your butt 

Marcus told Cherise, "Ima put a baby in your butt!"