Text Worthy 

1. When something happens and you feel the need to absolutely text someone about it.

2. When you remember an old joke or something from the past and you text a friend to reminisce about it.

Jason: I just thought of the time you got pulled over for going 30 mph over the speed limit, and I was like dang that is so text worthy!
Adam: Haha, that was so ridiculous.

Text Worthy by Tizz Mizzle June 27, 2007

MTV Worthy 

An artist that is capable of being on MTV because of it's mainstream popularity aka pop music. This artist is usually considered a "sell-out".

*"MTV Worthy" usually applies to the new Millennium of Artist.

Dude! I heard this new crap from Fall Out Boy! They're incredibly MTV Worthy! MTV turns everything on it into crap.

MTV Worthy by NickJ0seph February 1, 2009

tingle-worthy

1. a trigger that, potentially, can produce that initial feelings which leads to the ASMR experience within an individual. 2. something that has the capacity to cause tingles to occur within an individual.

I love watching Bob Ross videos on PBS. His instructional videos are tingle-worthy.

tingle-worthy by Smilin Observer December 16, 2014

Cream-Pie Worthy 

When a girl is so sexy in so many different ways, it makes you powerless to resist creampieing her.

Doug: "Hey man do you know that girl in my physics class?"
Travis: " The one with the huge tits, six pack, big ass, and sexy face?"
Doug: "Hell yea man she is defiantly Cream-Pie Worthy!"

Cream-Pie Worthy by PongMasterBaiter September 20, 2016

sponge-worthy 

A phrase coined by Elaine on the TV show "Seinfeld." Refers to Elaine's favorite kind of birth control that was ultimately taken off the market. Elaine bought all the remaining stock she could get her hands on and then hoarded her stash of sponges. She defined her dates as being "sponge-worthy" or not i.e. if they had sex. If he was worth using one of her hoarded sponges!

Jerry- I heard you went out with Bob last night. Was he sponge-worthy?
Elaine- VERY sponge-worthy!

Or alternate response from Elaine-I don't waste my sponges on just anybody. He has to be sponge worthy, Jerry!

sponge-worthy by Marion A. Wilhelm June 25, 2006

Tongue-Worthy 

A particularly provocative, shapely, angelic-looking woman, whom you'd not only love to perform oral sex on as long as it takes for her to climax , but whom you would LOVE to perform oral sex on for as long as it takes her to climax for the rest of your lives together.

Kathy: -I waxed today. You like?-

Joseph: "It looks beautiful! Oh, my Love , you are such a tongue-worthy little beast!"

Tongue-Worthy by Chad5500 June 13, 2014

clap worthy 

A girl that is good enough to have sex with.

Mannnnn, that girl is super clap worthy

clap worthy by The____ging May 27, 2018