Cock-woofer 

Noun- A dog, of retriever breed, located on a farm where male chickens are the primary animal. Used to keep chickens in line and from running off while during inspection.

The other day while I was on the farm, I happened to see the Cock-woofer barking loudly at a rowdy cock who seemed to be jumping around and causing a fuss.

Cock-woofer by delta412 May 10, 2011

Sub-woofer 

A girl more ugly than a dog.

Damn, that bitch a sub-woofer.

Sub-woofer by soundboy24 November 13, 2009

cross woofer 

When the owner dresses their dog with the colors and and types of accessories usually associated with the opposite gender

Earl: Hey Grannie, is your new dog a girl? She's wearing a lot of pink bows.
Grannie: No Earl. His name is Fido.
Earl: Oh. Guess he's a cross woofer.

cross woofer by deputy_danger April 17, 2017

fat ass woofer 

A very fat dog or doggo.
A doggo that has been spoiled by its humans and now needs a diet or it will become to over weight to walk.

Me: damn dude look at that fat ass woofer!
Friend: what?
Me: that fat dog over there! That's a fat ass woofer!

fat ass woofer by VIISCERA July 29, 2017

facebook woofer 

matthew bienko

Matthew was being a facebook woofer when he called martin out.

facebook woofer by LAMRONOTF August 22, 2014

Cracker Woofer

A very white man with such a deep voice he could be a subwoofer.

Yooooo bro, check out that "cracker woofer" over there! he could be a fucking bass guitar!

Cracker Woofer by Ahmin Yashed June 12, 2019

Sea woofer 

A person complete who is a complete cunt.

Oh my gosh Emily is such a sea woofer.

Sea woofer by Burnt chicken August 8, 2016