windex and cheese 

What sperm tastes like

If I had to describe the taste of sperm, I'd say it was like windex and cheese.

windex and cheese by JennaQ July 5, 2005

glorious winged faggot 

A faggot that reaches such high levels of faggotry that he acheives the glorious wings of faggotville

I hate Dan hes such a glorious winged faggot

glorious winged faggot by Nick1405 December 12, 2010

Watch-Winder 

Masturbating while wearing a watch that contains an automatic movement, so as to charge the watch movement.

John would rather stay home and watch porn, he is such a Watch-Winder.

Watch-Winder by Cheetos-stained T-Shirt July 9, 2011

winged whale 

a derogatory term for a fat bird.

Look at that bird, he's so fat, he's a winged whale.

winged whale by treeofshit January 12, 2011

winced

a movement in your body showing pain or distress.

he winced as he stood

winced by joyful coffee June 8, 2021

Windex 

A tasty treat for you and your imaginary friends! Kids love it, teens love it, children love it! Put it in your cooking or drink it on it's own, it has endless possibilities just at the touch of your smooth, supple fingertips!

Frankbert: "Hello my good friend Jacoby Theodore, would you be currently interested in consuming Windex this noon?"

Jacoby: " Oh yes my close amigo Frankbert McGillian, I am indeed feeling quite peckish for the delectable substance known as Windex!"

Windex by triadix November 7, 2019

bowl winder 

a shit in a toilet bowl that wraps around the perimeter of the toilet, yet still leaving a gaping hole in the middle

after eating all that meatloaf i produced a crucial bowl winder

bowl winder by bwhaha July 25, 2003