Willis

A viral meme which has spread across Sequoyah Middle School used for anything and everything—a situation, a moment, an object, or a joke—when no other word fits.

Fake Willis don’t shine at all

Willis by Yfkyfky December 25, 2025

Willis Tower 

A made up building that does not exist.

Olivia: I just love the Willis Tower, how it's the tallest building in Chicago.
Denny: What the fuck are you talking about? What the fuck is Willis Tower? The tallest building in Chicago is the Sears Tower!

Willis Tower by Jedi of the Sears Tower August 17, 2016

Willis Hatch 

The hatch in the roof of an elevator through which an action hero can suddenly enter, wearing a slightly dirty white singlet, to attack bad guys or rescue trapped victims.

N.B. these portals only appear in bad Hollywood films, rather than actual, real-life multi-storey buildings.

"With a crash, the Willis Hatch burst open and John McClane dropped through, knocking the terrorist to the ground."

Willis Hatch by dom Kaos October 2, 2009

Willis McGuillicutty

An alcoholic drink made by mixing 1/2 a glass of Orange Fanta and 1/2 a glass of Captain Morgan.

Whoa dude! You got fucked up off that Willis McGuillicutty last night!

Willis McGuillicutty by heavy_d_strip June 18, 2010

Willis Tower 

The new name for the Sears Tower in Chicago after a foreign company bought up the most space in the building giving them the naming rights.

Person 1 - Ever been to the Willis Tower?
Person 2 - What the fuck is that shit?

Willis Tower by Finallyfucked.com July 17, 2009

willis and doodleberry

another name for a penis

He showed his Willis and Doodleberry!
-from She's the Man

willis and doodleberry by O.J. September 25, 2006

willis reed 

The coolest person ever the best basketball player of all time. Much better then phill jakson.

Man you play bassketball almost as good as willis reed

willis reed by rj March 30, 2003