wiener schnitzle 

A person who acts stupid and everyone makes fun of him for it(translation: weiner sandwhich)

David is a fucking wiener schnitzle for trying to fuck my car.

wiener schnitzle by mike-d January 3, 2004

wiener sparring 

the act of two men, fully erect, spar (fight ) with their wieners, until one man begs gives up.

Angry with each other over a recent dispute, Steven and Christopher decided to solve it by wiener sparring. Christopher won and Steven limped away ashamed of his insufficient wiener

wiener sparring by Big Timber 69 April 19, 2009

Wiener Smile 

placing ones penis across the mouth of another person.

I took a picture of Jeff sleeping while I gave him a wiener smile

Wiener Smile by Steelers019 March 26, 2011

wiener stink 

Cottage cheese looking wiener

When you haven't had a bath in a week you get the wiener stink

wiener stink by Wiener stink August 23, 2016

wiener salting 

The act of creating friction between your penis and a mattress. An advanced form of masturbation.

I've been doing so much wiener salting last night I should become an honorary citizen of Tuzla.

wiener salting by Kiperovski October 18, 2016

Wiener Sausage 

When a circumcised and an uncircumcised penis come together. They put both of their heads together, and the uncircumcised foreskin gets wrapped around the circumcised dickhead to form a "sausage" of sorts. Also known as a wiener boop.

Man, did you hear about John and Bob?
What, how they came out as gay?
Not just that, but John is uncircumcised, too!
Wow, they must make the greatest Wiener Sausages!

Wiener Sausage by Skiny Weener June 1, 2018

wiener skunk

wiener dog and skunk has a baby. also known as farret

damn david you have a really nice wiener skunk

wiener skunk by asston_cuh August 9, 2020