Weeping for the wet whipper 

One who is begging for coitus so extreme, that excitement of the male reproductive system leads to a large whipping sensation being felt in the upper extremities of the receiving sexual playground.

Geoff: check out that broad, she's looking pretty down on her luck
Stan: a bit of weeping for the wet whipper will cure her problems
Geoff: locked and loaded
(Rhonda starts to weep)

Weeping for the wet whipper by Keithaggatefookwah October 3, 2009

weezing wilhelme 

when the female swallows cum down the wrong tube and starts to weeze and cough out of controll getting the white residue all over the floor

omg this girl had a weezing wilhelme and i had to clean it up for an hour

weezing wilhelme by pimp101 March 21, 2008

Weeding Beauty 

The person who falls dead asleep ( like sleeping beauty ) as soon as they get the slightest bit Stoned.

“Hey man, why are you not smoking weed tonight?”

“Na, I’m not. I’ll get really tired if I smoke weed”

“Oh ! You’re a Weeding Beauty. That’s all good”

Weeding Beauty by Ivy MacNeil May 20, 2021

Michael Wenninger 

The chosen one, a fusion of 2 beings, one of good, with the power of creation, and one of bad, with the power of destruction. His right hand is corrupted, and according to the prophecy foretold by the dark shadows that dwell in the light, he will make a decision that will lead the world into chaos or peace. His power to create is only defined by his will, and his determination will show through once he truly understands his power. He has many talents, such as dimensional travel using his scissors, chidori, the ability to conjure a lance from his gem, the understanding of a town in Oregon with many mysteries, the science of alchemy, and the power to absorb souls.

Don't fight against Michael Wenninger, he's got powers. Like crazy extreme guy powers.

Michael Wenninger by TehChosinJuan February 13, 2018

Weeding 

1. A gathering amongst friends/family/peers/
acquaintances to smoke marijauna.
2. A sesh

hey man, are you finna make it to the weeding?

Weeding by Hella Ripped September 30, 2007

Weezing 

The act of dismissing or hating on something e.g. a film, song, video game, book, or slang term (usually popular and mainstream) despite not having tried it, having no knowledge on it, or having any prior experience with it whatsoever. usually for the purpose of being a hipster or troll.

Guy: "Hey, wanna go see the new Star Wars?"

Hipster: "UGH, not more Star Wars. I'm sick of that overrated piece of trash"

Guy: "Have you seen any Star Wars movies?"

Hipster: " GOD NO! Like I would waste my time watching that overrated boring cheesy garbage! I am WAY above it."

Guy: "Dude stop Weezing!"

Weezing by JustThatGuyOnUrbanDictionary September 5, 2016

Weeping off 

The combined act of masturbating and crying.

Ian: Hey man, you'll never guess what I just found in the public bathroom.

Alex: What?

Ian: Some kid was weeping off in the stall!

Alex: Fucking nast! Must have been a low-point in his life...

Weeping off by Jack Kevlar September 17, 2011