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When at a party, a male has his back up against the wall and a female grinds her ass up into his genital region.
Damn bro, I heard you got some great wallies from some girls lastnight. Yeah man it was awesome but my balls are a little sore today.
Wallies by BigDaddySoul14 February 26, 2011
Anything used to collect semen after masterbatory ejaculation. Such as towels, kleenex, old socks etc.
"I cleaned my room the other day, man there were a lot of Wankies under my bed."
Everyone gets wallies from Tommy's girlfriend heather.

Dubs loves getting wallies.
wallies by allstar92890 October 9, 2014

walkless 

Term used by IQ's <40 to define handicap. Also used often by obese individuals who are too fat to stand or the gravitational pole is there enemy and their fat hurts their chode-like feet.
Outsider tells whitey to go to blockbuster. Whitey denies because he would have to get up to fulfill the command. So whitey uses the excuse that he is walkless.
walkless by DirtyDudeOnline July 13, 2009

hug my wallies 

1. An invitation to partake in enjoying one's scrotum. 2. A smartass expression aimed at any malcontent.
"Hagan's not going to like this at all."
"Hagan can hug my wallies."
hug my wallies by Nokmin of Adonai September 18, 2006

Walkie Talkie

Describes something that is awesome or is very cool.
Walkie Talkie by necrosoc October 17, 2009