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volkswagen jetta 

A car your typical thot drives

VOLKSWAGEN Phaeton 

An unusually named, Audi A8 based, high-class luxury Volkswagen. Came with a choice of outrageously powerful engines, a super strong frame, great handling, and first-rate engineering and materials. Comfort was beyond superb. The Phaeton never sold well, because when rich snobs buy their $70,000 sedans, they want a name to go with it. The Phaeton was a great car, but was too similar to its Audi cousin and therefore was outsold. It will be returning for 2016, thankfully.
"Hey, is that a Volkswagen Phaeton you have?"

"Yeah. I got it for $15,000, and it's got more power than half the cars on the market today. Boy do I love undesirable gems like this!"
VOLKSWAGEN Phaeton by TheCarFanatic November 28, 2014

volkswagen rabbit 

If you drive a Volkswagen rabbit 1.6 diesel preferably mk1 you have a big cock and you an probably the most badass person to ever walk the earth
Damn look at that 1984 Volkswagen rabbit damn and it is a diesel he mush have a fat cock.
volkswagen rabbit by Vw rabbit December 1, 2020

White Volkswagen Jetta 

Watch out! There’s a white Volkswagen Jetta zipping our way!
White Volkswagen Jetta by Squinni December 4, 2020

Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet

When a fat woman has big fat flaps and fat upper legs. The vagina pertrudes outwards and down to a point to create a Mk1 Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet effect (the slit being the line down the middle of the bonnet).
'mate, that fat slosher must have a proper Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet under those hotpants'

volkswagen 

1.) The true subject of Ralph Naders "Unsafe at any Speed"

2.) Fun to drive until it breaks five minutes later.

3.) Wiring is so screwed up an electrical engineer from NASA couldn't figure it out. (True Story)

4.) Still kicks the crap out of any rice burner out there.
1,2,3) Dude, I was just driving my volkswagen and my differential blew up. Oh Yeah and the fuse box caught fire again.

4.)Did you see that Volkswagen whoop on that riced-out Civic.
volkswagen by Joe Granger May 11, 2006