get versed

An imperative statement usually used in business contexts that implores people to know what they're talking about (particularly in regards to content and trending topics). I think of it as 'get a clue' meets 'know your shit' meets 'get your shinebox' meets 'get fucked'.

The new employee claimed on his CV to be 'Proficient in Market Trends'. Then we got to talking about the Sharing Economy and he'd never heard of Airbnb. I told him to get versed or start looking for a new job.

get versed by TheExpatreneur August 1, 2015

vaccine vested

For when you are two weeks past your last vaccine dose

After I'm vaccine vested, I'm going eat the shit out of some totchos at a bar.

vaccine vested by mhaswritersblock May 17, 2021

Vertidump

when one does not wish to place his or her ass on a toilet seat, resulting in the dump being taken several inches above the toilet seat while standing. surprisingly difficult.

dude, that toilet seat is gross!

i hit that shit with the vertidump.

Vertidump by J.Karo July 10, 2010

Vertex 

The king of console editing

Person 1: you see vertex’s new edit?
Person 2: ya, he really is taking the console editing scene by storm!

Vertex by Noobface June 25, 2018

Sweet Vertex 

a really juicy vagina that is also pointy, but pointy enough so you get an orgasm every time you stick your cock in there

Guy 1: Have yo seen dat gurl's sweet vertex?
Guy 2: Dayum, my cock had like fucking blisters cuz of that nasty hole.

Sweet Vertex by Cryantix June 17, 2015

Versed

(ver-ss-ed) Saying someone played against someone/thing

1. Did you see the game where the Patriots versed the Cowboys?
2. He versed the person in the game.

Versed by I_Am_A_Sexy_Beast March 3, 2011

Vertex 

Specifically the VX-150 2 meter handheld, the Vertex Division of VertexStandard/Yaesu is one of the best damn radio manufacturers. The VX-150 is probably the best and most affordable NTIA-compliant CAP radio there is.

Wow Gibson, your VX-150 is HOT! I sure wish I had $109 so I could by my own, but until then, I'll be stuck with a JT1000 and my FT-203R that I keep dropping!

Vertex by UALvolar November 1, 2003