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vagingivitis 

this occurs when a female has chronic whack ass stankin vagina! Most noticeable when you're going down on that nasty trick and the smell rushes the nostrils almost to the point of projectile vomitting
"Jim ...dude.. this is the second time trying to tounge blast sara and puking on her"

"Bro sha girl sounds like shes got a bad case of vagingivitis, spray that shit with some binaca."
vagingivitis by Aliciasweatypetty December 20, 2008
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To answer a direct question with a vague reply.
I am sick and tired of you vaguing me.
Vaguing by lyza12 June 11, 2018

Vagingivitis 

Stemming from the psychoanalytical concept of vagina d'entata, this condition occurs when the aforementioned teeth are not properly maintained and gum sensitivity ensues.
Proper use of floss and other hygiene products can prevent the early onset of vagingivitis.
Vagingivitis by Amber R. June 13, 2007

Vagingles Junior

A female herbivorous beast, who will eat your food on sight. Throwing biscuits or Pringles in another direction to distract her. She is often hunted for her juicy breasts, a delicacy in many countries. If one hears the words, "A bunch of fucking cunts", one must make a hasty escape from the area.
John Smith heard a distinct call off into the wilderness.

"Bunch of fucking cunts!"

He knew a Vagingles Junior was upon him.
Vagingles Junior by HumptyCumty November 6, 2018

vagingle 

Man, my vagingle is sore after that night of debauchery.

She has a nice vagingle.

Her vagingle smells like fish.

My vagingle is buckwheat hairy.
vagingle by Jewcy Jay January 25, 2008

Vagingivitis 

When a girl sticks a toothbrush in her vagina, the germs left on the brisltes and head of the brush are transfered to the girl and she will forever this disease. Side effects include turning the girl into a pyscho with constant vaginal problems
Girl: i masturbated using a tooth brush last night
Girl 2: O no did u glove up? you'll catch vagingivitis. That shit comes back with you, like herpes

slam vaging 

When the male in the relationship lays face first on the female's crotch, the woman grabs his head with both hands and forces his face into her vagina. Both hands must be used. The man must also hum Push It by Salt N Peppa.
It's Thursday night and I'm slam vaging my boyfriend. #Heaven