Warren National "University" 

A diploma mill shut down by the State of Wyoming in 2009. Formerly known as Kennedy Western "university" of California, Hawaii, Wyoming, and Idaho.

I went through the drive through window and got a PhD from Warren National "University"

Warren National "University" by Jimbob44 April 6, 2009

Spring Arbor University 

Where everything is against the concept...except playing scrabble.

Justin: hey wanna come over and watch a movie?
Ashley: No i cant its not open hours!
Justin: Thanks Spring Arbor University now we will go play scrabble in the lobby but only until 2.

Spring Arbor University by jaykenguen April 7, 2010

You Tube University 

You Tube is where I learn everything these days. It's kind of like it's own little university online. LOL

Where did you learn how to make jewelry? I learned how at You Tube University!

You Tube University by Dezzdito May 20, 2011

universitwat 

a person who does certain things (i.e. extracurricular activities) only so they can put it on their college application in hopes of getting accepted to a better college or university.

-Did you hear about all those clubs Anisha joined this year?
-Yeah, she doesn't even care about anyone of them. What a universitwat.

universitwat by sillypants jackson March 15, 2008

Girth University 

The ultimate achievement of one’s group

That kid was must be in Girth University What a great guy

Girth University by Girth University February 18, 2018

University of Essex 

A splendid university in the south of England. The student population is made up of stoners, alcoholics, harlots, MDMA enthusiasts, hippies, and Chinese people.

Three years at the University of Essex will turn you into a cannabis smoking peace activist.

University of Essex by That fucking guy April 7, 2013

Cornell University 

Where Harvard goes to lose at hockey. Also see: Lynah Rink.

i.e., Cornell University beats Harvard 2-0 at home. i.e., Harvard's inability to score on a friday night.

Cornell University by Dave February 1, 2005