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Trumpkin 

Carving Donald Trumps face onto a pumpkin, making a Jack-off Lantern.
Dude, happy Halloween! By the way, nice Trumpkin on your porch.
Trumpkin by x BILKO x October 12, 2016

trumpkin 

you're seein all this crazy shit, trippin out. then you realizeyou gotta poop, the act that results (taking a shit while getting your head blown) is a trumpkin
i never thought a poop could ever get better, then i trumpkined
trumpkin by poter987noogs1 March 12, 2009

Trumpkin 

Getting head while taking a shit with a huge traffic cone gaping your ass, instead of into a toilet.
Last night, I let a bunch of republicans give me a trumpkin at the gay bar. Or, was it a church?
Trumpkin by Rfid January 10, 2017

trumpkin 

An act wherein one tweets lies, bullshit, or statements that incite violence whilst on the toilet (preferably a golden one).

Also known as "shit spewing out both ends"
The president-elect had a trumpkin earlier when he made fun of SNL--yet again--from his golden throne at 3:30am.
trumpkin by shmek December 8, 2016

Trumpkin 

The blumpkin but with the unfortunate addition of a wad full of Halloween hair.
My girl was giving me the best trumpkin... That all ended when she coughed up a fur ball of my mane.
Trumpkin by Saucyclam November 17, 2016

Trumpkin 

The act of hiring Russian prostitutes to piss for you in a Presidential Suite.
Donald Trump paid some Russian whores to do a Trumpkin on the bed.
Trumpkin by Jim Halford January 10, 2017