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trolley poll 

the pole that comes from trolley's, it is the bit you puch, you get it by putting the trolley on the side and jumping on the trolley just below where the pole connects to the trolley, it is incredibly light and easy to conceal. but it packs a great deal of punch and will knock out your opponent. very popular in Australia
"man did you hear that dickhead ed got the shit beaten out of him?"
"yeah i heard he got poled in the head by matt"
"yeah matt knocked him out, i saw ed strumbling around like 30 minutes after it happened, he was fucked"
"yeah trolley polls are deadly"
trolley poll by F"crack"J September 21, 2005
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Trolley riding 

When a dog or animal scoots or draggs it's rectum on the carpet. This is usually done by walking with the front two legs and sitting with the back two legs lifted.
Holy Crap!Look at your dogg she is doing something nasty on the carpet!!

Oh no!! Roxie is trolley riding again. I think she might have worms or something.

Thats gnarly, i hope you have a carpet cleaner or something!
Trolley riding by Zaca July 10, 2009

Trolley wally 

A nickname for a person who sorts out trolleys in a supermarket car park.
Person 1: "so what are you doing for work?"
Person 2:"For now I am just a trolley wally, but soon I might get promoted to making donuts in the bakery"
Trolley wally by Trolleywally69 December 24, 2020

trolley dolly

An often over-painted but nonetheless glamourous and sexy female cabin crew member on a commercial airline, so-called because they offer drinks and other refreshments from a trolley pushed down the centre aisle. Once, it was acceptable to also pinch or grope them as they passed with their trolleys but alas, no longer. Now they must use more complicated methods of picking up men that they fancy.

Otherwise known as "tarts with carts" or "flying mattresses ". Were known once for offering "coffee, tea or me".
"But mammy, I've always wanted to be a trolley dolly!" "But you'll be nothing but a flying mattress!"....

trolley rage 

severe anger in travelers (using trolleys), caused by their near, serious and/or fatal collisions with onlookers, lazy walkers, and untethered children, whilst racing to and from check-in counters to make a flight/train/bus on time.
"That kind of trolley rage can kill someone!" or "My doctor prescribed me Zoloft to calm my trolley rage, after I almost bulldozed this guy who was typing a message on his blackberry in the middle of the entrance to the departure gates"
trolley rage by Night Sally March 9, 2009

Trolley Challenge 

A trip made to Asda/Walmart where good times happen, food is purchased and the trolly challenge takes place. Objective is to dump as many random items in your mates trolley on the way round without him noticing. The result: your mate finding boxs of lady products next to his roast chicken at the checkout and having to ask the checkout assistant to put them back for him.
Dave: Why the fuck is there a pube comb next to my apples?
Mike: trolley challenge mate, but personally i'd be more worried about the giraffe under your cereal....

trolley wong 

When you throw eggs at your own window in your house whilst being fucked up on cocaine and vodka
"Who the fuck threw eggs at my house? Oh wait it was me, what a fucking trolley Wong"
trolley wong by cocainewhore July 13, 2016