limp triscuit 

A man who is older and cannot get an erection, has a soft penis called a limp triscuit

The old man had no Viagra and was left with an embarrassing limp triscuit while about to have sexual intercourse.

limp triscuit by Skyloo December 10, 2016

Dull Triscuit 

Lame, boring like a plain Triscuit cracker.

Did you see what she's wearing? Girl is a dull Triscuit.

Dull Triscuit by Tk87 December 14, 2014

jizz triscuit 

a person who sucks excessively, particularly on two or more levels. originates from the concept of a Triscuit cracker, which sucks already, (the first level of suckage) being jizzed on to add a second layer of nastiness.

this guy is ugly AND he smells like shit... what a jizz triscuit.

jizz triscuit by FitzyFitzy October 21, 2005

dick triscuit 

When your dog is misbehaving, you yell "it's a dick triscuit over here" and promptly place your balls on your dogs eyes. You must quickly remove the testes before the dog notices.

Ben: Your dogs bein' a bitch.
Nick: It's a dick triscuit over here.
Josh: Now you see me, now you don't.

dick triscuit by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

risk it for the triscuit 

Engaging in dangerous acts for the soul reason of consuming a salty, wheat-based cracker. Also slang for taking extreme risks for little reward.

Running in front of an oncoming freight train just to get a quarter on the other side of the tracks. "Dude, there's a train coming what are you doing?" Response: "I'm gonna risk it for the triscuit!"

Also, "They're out of Cheez-its! I'm gonna risk it for the triscuit."

risk it for the triscuit by Ghetto Wordsmith June 14, 2014

flip a triscuit 

To get insanely pissed off. To lose it and go crazy. To the extent of going postal.

Some guy really pissed Josh off something fierce. I watched him totally flip a triscuit.

flip a triscuit by snosh October 22, 2013

quarter biscuit triscuit 

Someone who is gay and is half black and half white. Used as an insult.

"Hey Bob, you're a quarter biscuit triscuit."

quarter biscuit triscuit by Katie Tran May 6, 2003