oh my titting lord 

Something you say when you're utterly surprised or when something unexpected come up. It is the best phrase when you can't believe something just happened or when there are no other words to describe something.

Oh my titting lord, why did you sleep with that chick last night?

oh my titting lord by Tits2622 December 17, 2009

Titling 

When two people in a relationship don't ever do anything. It is just a social status or dating for titles.

They haven't been on single date even though they say they're in a relationship. They're just titling.

Titling by Greg660 July 5, 2010

titting arsemonkeys 

The art of expressing the upmost rage or anger

*Stubs his toe* 'Titting arsemonkeys! My toe'

titting arsemonkeys by sue dinem1 March 16, 2015

Ass-titting

The process of touching anothers ass with your lady parts.

“I got ass-titted so hard yesterday!”
“Wow you sure like people ass-titting you.”

Ass-titting by kkvantas June 7, 2014

Free-titting 

The act of going around without wearing a bra.

I don’t want to wear my bra to the store. I think I’ll Go free-titting!

Free-titting by Suzyq46 August 21, 2019

are you titting me 

when you run out of funny shit to say when something happens, so you just say this

mark: dude, stacey just fucked your cousin!
chad: are you TITTING me?!?
mark: heh never heard that before lol nice

are you titting me by LonnieLmao January 24, 2018

tilingo 

old fashioned Spanish word that means that you are a cry-baby, generally used by people over eighty.

Abuela: Maria Eugenia! Acepta que esta palabra no estaba definida. No seas tilinga!

tilingo by Morsi April 24, 2005