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Megan the Ripper 

A codename for a girl that will lure you in with her attractive body but you come to find out she is utterly insane and quite possibly suicidal. She'll pour her heart out to you and then desperately seek a relationship even when its clear you aren't interested any longer. Then when you ignore her, she'll go ballistic and attempt to murder you by ripping you into at least seven pieces. Later you'll be found in at least seven different dumpsters.
John: Hey lloyd did you get rid of Megan the Ripper yet?

Von: No, I'm afraid if I try she'll kill me.

John: Well she is batshit insane.

Von: I know, Von scared.
Megan the Ripper by Mr. Betes July 11, 2012

Jack The Ripper 

Some of the most chronic weed there is in the US, originally grown by Jack Herer out of Grants pass, Ore. this strand has been around since the 1980s. crossed hundreds of times with other plants such as: Romulan, P99, Purple Kush and many more. also known as JTR
Me "Yo man you trying to kick it and burn some of that jack the ripper?"

you "Shit fo sho man but only a little, that gets me SUPER HIGH"

Pull the ripper 

Committing suicide in front of a live web cam.
That dude just pulled the ripper.
Ya man pull the ripper pull the ripper!
Pull the ripper by yaknow05 March 6, 2009

The Ripperoni

The Ripperoni is where someone takes methane gas (typically found in a fart) and combines it with Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), the main chemical property found in cannabis. In order to combine the two, a person ingests a pepperoni meatball sub and allows the combination of ingredients to sit in the small intestine just long enough to produce a higher concentration of methane gas in their flatulence. While allowing the the food to sit in the lower abdomen to generate enough power, the user rolls a joint or blunt to prepare. Once ready, the flatulence should be excessive with long periods sustaining 3-5 seconds, without inconsistency. The user then takes a rip of a joint while producing enough flatulence that would mimic the sound of an AC-130. As they inhale the smoke, they then inhale the fart to combine the two to create the ultimate high.
I just came back from my uncle's trailer where we took bong rips and he taught me how to master The Ripperoni. He's got a tombstone marked with RIP in his front yard with all his shitty underwear that he sacrificed in a grave trying to master the technique. God bless him

jack the ripper 

when a chick is blowing you and you rip a fart in her face
Yeah, she was blowing me last night and I gave her the old "Jack the ripper"
jack the ripper by eric September 6, 2003

jack the ripper 

This fuckin sweet guy that used to fuck people the fuck up and tear them apart and shit..

He was fuckin awesome
Hahaha holy shit did you see that bitch that Jack got to?
jack the ripper by Advil April 7, 2004