Scourge of the Fat Race 

The irreparable harm inflicted on modern civilization by the Fat Race, or, the race of humans who carry enough excess fat to be classified as obese.

I was exposed to the scourge of the fat race when an airplane passenger who sat next to me was overflowing into my seat and cutting off my circulation.

Scourge of the Fat Race by Nick S December 5, 2004

The Amazing Race 

The Amazing Race is a reality-based television show produced by Jerry Bruckheimer and debuted in August, 2001. As of the present, it is on it's fifth incarnation.

The premise of the show involves 10 - 11 teams of two, who have a prior relationship be it dating, married, friends or family, travel around the world in a month competing in various challenges and picking up clues.
At each leg there is pit stop. Generally the last team to arrive will be elimated from the comptetion.
The prize? $1,000,0000 to the winning team.

The Amazing Race is better reviewed than other reality television shows and has won an Emmy award for Best Reality TV show.

It's better than Survivor because:

Amazing Race: Get to go around the world in many days
Survivor: Around an island in 29 days
Amazing Race: 6 Continents, many countries, many cities, thousands and thousands of miles.
Survivor: 1 island, two shelters.
Amazing Race: Nice resting places
Survivor: Sand and sticks.


See also Amazing Race.

this show reminds me of a 2001 movie called "Rat Race".

The Amazing Race by Meerna and Schmeerna August 4, 2004

The Human Race

An infestation.

George: Hey billy whats your opionion about "the human race"?
Billie: Its an infestation.

The Human Race by Art E. Rie October 3, 2010

The Amazing Race 

A group of 2-4 guys separately jack-off into a cup, then mix it all together, and put it in a turkey baster. It is then put into a consenting girl's vagina and dispensed. The guy's semen that makes its way to the egg the fastest and impregnates the girl, wins (to be determined with DNA tests). The loser(s) has to raise the winner's child. If there are 3 or 4 total "racers", the left over losers have to raise the child in turns (a schedule is created at the preference of the losers, like who gets the kid on certain weeks). When the kid turns 15, the losers have to do rock, paper scissors, and the loser of that has to tell the kid the magical story of how he was born...LET THE AMAZING RACE BEGIN!!!

My buddy thought he was more of a man than me, so I challenged him to The Amazing Race...he lost, hahaha, what a bitch

The Amazing Race by little vito October 29, 2010

The human race

Humans are interesting to say the least. One minute we are fighting each other over beliefs and ethnicity and the other we are looking to the people beside us and joining hands. There are two things in our lives that influence everything we do: survival of ourselves and survival of our species. The reason we look for the hot chicks is to make more people, we want money so we have better food and shelter. And the reason we fight..... how the fuck should I know, but at the end of the day, after the blood, destruction, and darkness, is a light leading to hope, new beginnings, and unity. We look to the stars, because you may ask? The sky's the limit. If we can dream it, we can do it.
P.S. These are my thoughts and my theories.

Soon, the human race will leave the chains of difference and have everlasting peace.

The human race by ColdSuit December 22, 2013

The Master Race 

The epic battle between piss and flush. When you flush the toilet before you finish peeing and try to complete your urination before the toilet is finished the flushing process.

"I competed in The Master Race today but the toilet won...I guess I had to pee more than I had originally anticipated!"

The Master Race by J Rizzy February 3, 2010

my faith in the human race is truly dwindling day by day 

I don’t even know how things could even get this bad. I’m a Cajun from Louisiana state and I got it. How come you guys can’t?

my faith in the human race is truly dwindling day by day

my faith in the human race is truly dwindling day by day by Death Menace April 21, 2022