mole at the counter 

Precisely the same as turtle's head. To be in need of an imminent dump.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a mole at the counter and he isn;t going to wait!

mole at the counter by Zog The Undeniable January 23, 2004

mole at the ticket window 

A protruding bowl movement, about to defecate.

I have a mole at the ticket window and have to find a bathroom ASAP.

mole at the ticket window by Evans Elves January 2, 2010

Mole in the hole 

When a shit digs through the brown bush of the anus, to rejuvenate in the waterfalls of justice.

Common explanations of "Mole in the hole"

I think the mole wants out of the hole.

Excuse me while I give the mole a push.

Mole in the hole by REVOLV3R November 25, 2007

it's the mol!(mole) 

a way to say you are on to the mole

it's the mol!(mole)

it's the mol!(mole) by xdr5t3evq3q December 15, 2023

Lester The Molester 

Grand theft auto term

“Lester is spying on us through the cameras!”

“Lester the Molester back at it again”

Lester The Molester by SISHAps May 16, 2018

chester the molester 

"Chester the Molester" was a comic strip from Hustler magazine, of a dirty old man who always wore skid-marked panties on his head. It was written by Dwaine B. Tinsley and ran for 13 years, in the 80's and 90's.

Did you see this month's "Chester the Molester" cartoon in Hustler?

chester the molester by McHoon January 28, 2010

chester the molester 

used to describe usually a male who is creepy and perverted.

The guy in the Buick scoping out the high school cheerleaders across the street is such a Chester Molester.

chester the molester by erin October 26, 2004