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johnny on the spot 

a massive hickey on the inside of a girls thigh
Steve left a johnny on the spot that was extremely red
johnny on the spot by curtis martin February 26, 2008

Johnny wants the jet 

When someone gives you a lowball offer for something, but you want it all.
Pepsi: "We offer you 1 million dollars to settle this case."

Me: "Johnny wants the jet."

Pepsi: "*Sigh*, alright"
Johnny wants the jet by Tash_Fin November 25, 2022

Johnny-on-the-Spot

He's the guy with the impeccable timing
^ Teacher turned her back for like three seconds, and that's all I needed to copy every answer off nerdboy's exam sheet
> Dude! You're a regular Johnny-on-the-Spot
^ Fuckin' A!
Johnny-on-the-Spot by thurb March 31, 2023

johnny tinkleberry the 38th 

person 1: hey johnny tinkleberry the 38th
johnny: big balls

johnny tinkleberry the 18th

fuck me in the ass and call me johnny 

something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in
Guy 1: *silence*

Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here

Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something

Guy 1: ok then