Jackin' the Beanstalk
Jackin' the Beanstalk by Cheezee_mann16 November 10, 2017
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jackin' the beanstalk
One of many euphemisms for "masturbation" (e.g. slappin' the salami, jack off, beat off, buffing the bishop, glean the obscene bean, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, waxing the wonker, greasing the guppy, shooting putty at the moon, and Rosie Palmer and her Five Sisters doing the Four Knuckle Shuffle.
jackin' the beanstalk by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005
jackin the opps
jackin the opps by grahgrahboom October 22, 2022
Jackin' the 'tater
1. v. An old turn-of the century baseball term for hitting a homerun, derived from the original backyard baseball homerun, when a potatoe was hit with a stick.
2. v. To hit a sexual "homerun", or more simply, to have sexual intercourse.
3. v. (a) To recieve a hand-job. (b) To mastubate.
2. v. To hit a sexual "homerun", or more simply, to have sexual intercourse.
3. v. (a) To recieve a hand-job. (b) To mastubate.
1. Look at Babe Ruth jackin' the 'tater!
2. Babe ruth jacked the 'tater with a hottie last night.
3. (a) That hottie jacked his 'tater. (b) But she didn't finish so he had to jack his own 'tater.
2. Babe ruth jacked the 'tater with a hottie last night.
3. (a) That hottie jacked his 'tater. (b) But she didn't finish so he had to jack his own 'tater.
Jackin' the 'tater by distancerunner143 February 7, 2010
Jacking the Wheel
When you go slow in the fast lane on the highway and expect people to pass you on the right just because you don't feel like getting the fuck over.
They feel the need its there responsibility to control the traffic speeds.
They feel the need its there responsibility to control the traffic speeds.
Buddy 1: "Look at this guy Doing 100 in the fast lane"
Buddy 2: " Yea, fucking guy, quit jacking the wheel"
Buddy 2: " Yea, fucking guy, quit jacking the wheel"
Jacking the Wheel by TBoarder August 26, 2013
Jacking the beanstock
Jacking the beanstock by gmhcubix August 25, 2016