Tadpole Corral

A handmade orifice or other such object intended to serve as containment for one's sperm after masturbation. This aids both in cleanup and control of unwanted pregnancies.

Get your tadpole corral of my sandwich asshole.

Tadpole Corral by Petrabid July 29, 2016

Tadpole Shower 

If you have been ejaculated on, you have been caught in a tadpole shower.

My boyfriend was doing me from behind, but then he pulled out and gave me a tadpole shower. It was awesome.

Tadpole Shower by partywee February 28, 2011

Tadpole Puddle 

Something you make your g/f or wife to sleep in after you perform a monumental ejeculation over her and miss.

Thus making a Tadpole Puddle on your bed.

You can sleep in the Tadpole Puddle this evening love.

Tadpole Puddle by CameoWordUp February 1, 2007

tadpole behavior 

When someone does something so brainless with no thought put behind their actions. An action driven purely by instinct there is no higher level processing behind those eyes.

Dumb bitch: my project is due tomorrow and I haven’t started it

Chad: that’s tadpole behavior

tadpole behavior by Moltke December 16, 2021

Tadpole age

Tadpole age is a simpler name for half-your-age-plus-seven rule. It is the lowest age you can stoop to when pursuing a romantic interest.

Kaye just walked out with someone that JUST meets her tadpole age.

Well she will have fun with that young man!

Tadpole age by Singletini September 11, 2009

Tadpole-Fantasy 

When a 40+ woman's dream man has the body of Taylor Lautner and the brilliant and witty mind of Stphen Colbert.

40+ Woman #1: Describe your perfect man.

40+ Woman #2: My perfect man is a tadpole-fantasy, he has the body of Jacob in the Twilight Saga, but the brilliant and witty mind of Stephen Colbert.

40+ Woman #1: A body and brains; good luck with that.

40+ Woman #2: That's why it's called a fantasy, hater!

Tadpole-Fantasy by FunnyGirlGoesBlog March 17, 2010

Tadpole Chow 

The latest breed of trending dog appearing sporadically in various neighborhoods of Brooklyn, NY. Though still highly unobtainable, the 'Taow' (as sometimes referred to) is quite lovely with a wiry mane and demure, but friendly demeanor.

Brad: I'm thinking of getting a Tadpole Chow™ to help me get over my ex and maybe also meet a few ladies by the Bandshell this summer.

Amy: You really should, it's time you do something to develop your self and be a little selfish for once.

Tadpole Chow by justacquiesce June 11, 2011