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Salting the soup, while sipping the spoon 

To not understand something correctly or what is important about it especially when it is obvious to those around you.

No matter how much salt you put in the pot it will not change the spoon.
"You can't use that as an argument, you are salting the soup, while sipping the spoon".

"I was trying to make soup, but then I started salting the soup, while sipping the spoon".

sopping wet fanny

Sopping wet fanny is an insult to be bestowed upon an Alderley Edge homie, acting in a particularly girly or stupidic way
"Shoop, you sopping wet fanny"
Adamantly, in reply to a stupid question, or an act of total stupidity, basically representing a 'no' or 'shoop': "I'll smoke your sopping wet fanny"
sopping wet fanny by BrynD September 26, 2006

sopping wet pink umbrella

She had a sopping wet pink umbrella from being soo horny and wanting me sooo bad.
An obscure combination of the word sex and dumpling. It is commonly used when an individual is doing unspeakable thinks to bread like products
Eli quit sumping with your roll. People are staring.

Shupping 

A clean way of saying "Shitting". Originates from Detroit metropolitan area. Primarily used by white kids from the gutter.
"Are you shupping me right now?"
Shupping by Bonobos2345 June 10, 2014