Suburban Runaway 

One born, raised and schooled in a middle/upper-middle class suburb who moves to the city in their mid to late 20's and acts like they've lived there their entire lives.

Surburban Runaways will only congregate in certain neighborhoods of the city (ones typically deemed "dangerous" by their suburban parents), with a specific safety-zone of stores and bars.

If/When they do return to their hometown, they always make a fuss and never refer to it's namesake:

"Ugh, I have to drive out to the suburbs this weekend for a birthday party. Don't know what time I'll make it back, traffic coming back from the suburbs is always a gamble."

"Craig and Ruben got an apartment in Humboldt Park!?"

"Yep, they moved out of Tinley a few years ago; they had a spot in Pilsen, they just moved again."

"Wow, never figured them for suburban runaways...I guess it is the hip thing these days."

Suburban Runaway by Alison Chaynes June 7, 2009

Suburban Trap 

Trap music with substance, created by hip hop emcee Jay IDK (Ignorantly Delivering Knowledge). Mixing trap influences such as Gucci Mane with substance influences like A Tribe Called Quest. The ideology is that our generation is influenced by trap music, by disguising substance into trap we can reach the youth in a unfamiliar platform.

We can reshape the minds of our youth through Suburban Trap by putting the pills in the applesauce.

Suburban Trap by The HXLY TRiBE August 30, 2015

Suburban Wasteland 

A heavily populated and developed area that lies outside of a major city. It is typically known for it large number of strip malls and chain restaurants. The local populace, or "townies" are usually, overweight, slow (mentally and physically) and have a penchant for shitty Hollywood movies and fast food. Its also known for having large concentrations of children and geriatrics.

"Hey, can we stop at Dunkin' Dounuts, I wanna grab a coffee?"

"We just passed one."

"Oh shit. Well, just keep driving, in this suburban wasteland we should hit another one in about a mile. Wait! There's a Starbucks!"

Suburban Wasteland by J.W. Burnside December 26, 2011

suburban bitch

A basic bitch from the Suburbs; who think he/she is hood because he/she is from the suburbs.

Example:
Danny-Yo what chu looking at? I'm from the streets!
Bob-Shut the fuck up Suburban Bitch.

Danny-Don't mess with me, I'm from Chiraq (Chicago)
Bob-You're from the suburbs, Suburban Bitch.

suburban bitch by Studio Hood April 16, 2014

suburban poptart

Any person who has the personality of a pop tart living in a suburban area; colorful and good taste on the inside, flakey white body on the outside.

Liam, stop being a suburban poptart.

suburban poptart by pseudofedup January 25, 2015

suburban hoodrat 

A suburban person who identifies with the hood, hood rat things, and trap music

Suburban hoodrat: is a a girl like Lauren that lives in a 15 million dollar house has a black Amex but wants to act like she lives in a housing project, smoking weed and blasting trap music.

suburban hoodrat by Alphajap December 11, 2017

suburban housewife 

A housewife that owns, but can’t drive, a giant SUV like an Escalade or a Suburban.

This suburban housewife almost ran me off the road.

suburban housewife by Smallbob July 25, 2020