Speeding Like a Plum

When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.

(carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!

Speeding Like a Plum by BrazaBoyy~ RJ December 16, 2009

sleeping with her ass out 

Sleeping with her ass out is a sentence used to describe a woman pretending to sleep and intentionally making her ass visible. Women usually do this when they are horny but don't want to be the one to start it

I walked into my room to find her sleeping with her ass out

sleeping with her ass out by OppWitSeriousMembers June 5, 2020

Riflemans Sleeping Tablet

The act of frenzied masturbation in an attempt to tire yourself out and get some sleep - used by Rifleman....

I could NOT get to sleep last night so I took a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet and nodded off right away - it was wank durch

Riflemans Sleeping Tablet by Rifleman59 May 4, 2010

sleeping policeman 

Another term for a speed bump.

"Dude, the bottom part of my bumper came off because I didn't see the sleeping policeman on the road!"

sleeping policeman by WOng7713 January 21, 2008

double screening 

To use multiple tech devices at once for the purposes of entertaining one's self.

Jessie was bored so she started double screening by watching "Friends" on her iPad while using Facebook on her phone at the same time.

double screening by JustKiddingFool January 12, 2015

Interval Sleeping 

When you are extremely stressed for exams and you go to sleep and then wake up and hour or so later and then go to sleep and wake up again etc.

Interval sleeping has been driving me insane because I have to be rested for my exams

Interval Sleeping by Crispy 1028 June 9, 2010

Social Sleeping 

Coidosis.

A term that is more socially accepted in certain groups of human species, as per se; social drinking or social smoking.

It takes away from the taboo stigma due to the added social perspective.

Guy 1: "Did you hear that they have been social sleeping since they hooked up on Monday?"

Guy 2: "How inappropriate! At least they are being social I guess…"

Social Sleeping by Notaschrimp February 6, 2014