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Sperm Whale 

Offensive term reserved for a plus-sized, oftentimes abusive person who seeks to date primarily for sex. The same way the animal has a sperm-like substance found in its body, a person who is a sperm whale typically has a high body count and has been ejaculated in by many different people.
Lmao, loser finally gets his first gf?

Opinion rejected, you're with a fucking sperm whale.
Sperm Whale by Alzorbongus June 20, 2024

Sperm whale

The largest carnivorous whale (except the blue whale but they don't count because all they eat is krill).
Back when people were idiots, they thought the sperm whale's echolocation liquid was sperm, so they called it the SPERM whale.
Sperm whale: I have a white substance that helps me echolocate giant squids!
Idiot: haha sperm!!!
Sperm whale by Tugia The Narrator February 8, 2026

Sperm whale

(PART 2)

Sperm whales can grow up to 52 ft and are enemies with orcas. One time in 1997, the sperm whales and orcas had a huge war that I like to call the "October War" because it lasted from Oct 21-26.

Another time some Sperm whales shit when fighting Orcas, lol. Sperm whales hunt giant/colossal squids. Also fun fact: Their poop is used for perfume.
Whaler: I'm gonna kill you for money Moby Dick
Sperm Whale: *shits and the whaler*
Whaler: hhahgahgratgsogheiotuwasghsuitrweigterter
Sperm whale by Tugia The Narrator February 8, 2026

Sperm Whale Inhale 

When you're fucking a girl, choke her until she's at the point of passing out. Once she is out of breath, pull out and splurge you're load all in her mouth. Her first deep breathe will inhale you're cum deep into her lungs.
She was very interested in marine biology so I took her to the beach and showed that bitch the sperm whale inhale.
Sperm Whale Inhale by Maze Men March 13, 2009

Sperm whale milk

Milk from a sperm whale, it tastes like heaven!! It also has an abbreviation which is spm.
Hey Johnny ill be right back off to get some sperm whale milk from the shop!
Sperm whale milk by oojorg June 22, 2021