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somerset academy pembroke pines 

A school in Pembroke Pines near Everglades, characterized by children who use terms such as snapped, love that and tea sis. Let’s not forget that everyone there is basically a reincarnation of James Charles, even the guys. To be honest, pretty good looking people go here, including all the athletic guys. Other than that, it’s not a bad school and doesn’t have too much drama, except for literally one girl in the entire school. Everyone at this school is also from a semi-wealthy family, and gives off really white vibes, except not everyone is white in pigment.
Person #1: “Yo dawg, this is so sick. You snapped on that Instagram post!”
Person #2: “Excuse me? Oh, you must be from Somerset Academy. I’m shook sis.”
Somerset Academy Pembroke Pines: A school where everyone acts gay, and everyone is also very attractive.
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Ian Somerhalder

Only the most amazing actor ever, with the best blue eyes and dark hair you will ever see. Best known for his role on Lost (Boone) and currently The Vampire Diaries (Damon Salvatore) If you look at him you will die because he is that beautiful, im serious. He is glorious.
Ian Somerhalder
Ian Somerhalder by kkyy January 9, 2013

Ian Somerhalder

male actor/model. He has amazing blue eyes and gorgeous dark brown hair. He's best known for playing the roles Damon in The Vampire Dairies and Boone in Lost. He is undeniably the hottest/kindest man alive. He is also the founder of the Ian Somerhalder Foundation and loves animals.
Ian Somerhalder is the hottest man alive.
Ian Somerhalder by laurenn__ September 5, 2016
The last name of one of the greatest females on earth. Also, one with the last name "Smerald" will belong to a clan of 14. Yes. Do feel special..I do.

EssexMASSIF xDD
"Yo. Don't mess with the Smeralds. They're crazy mofos!"
Smerald by Lozzza x December 24, 2007

San Antonio Somersault 

Sex position whereby receiving partner starts in head-tucked somersault position with inserting partner behind culminating with a push off into a full somersault after blown load.
"She's not a gymnast but her favorite position is the San Antonio Somersault."

word shmerding 

Trying to ridicule a person or thing by repeating twice, but during the second repetition replace the first consonant(s) with s-h-m.
Often used by speakers or decendents of people who speak Yiddish and German. Since a lot of words an names start with shm.
Hugo: You know you really shouldn't do that any more. You might go to prison.
Chester: Prison Shmison.
Hugo: No seriously man. I think I saw a cop.
Chester: Cop shmop
Hugo: You know, that doesn't always work. You can't solve all your problems by word shmerding them.

Somerhalic 

Fans of actor Ian Somerhalder, famously from the Vampire Diaries
people who want Ian Somerhalder to play Christian Grey are total Somerhalics
Somerhalic by Mrs Damon Bale October 13, 2012