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Sniveling Anus Syndrome 

A very uncommon syndrome acquired from constant and rigorous wiping of the asshole. Most common symptoms include (but are not limited to): bleeding from the anus, discomfort when sitting down, a little voice coming from your rear end telling you to eat more Chipotle, and uncontrollable desire to dress and act like Joseph Gordon-Levitt did in 500 Days of Summer.
Me: I just can't stop bleeding from my asshole doc.

Doc: Have you been watching 500 Days of Summer?

Me:...What if I have?

Doc: I'm afraid that you have Sniveling Anus Syndrome.

Stream Sniping 

One who watches a Fortnite stream, usually on twitch or mixer, ques up in the same game, kills the streamer and taunts them in some way to get attention.
Writes report: Stream sniping, what an idiot ~ Ninja 2018
Stream Sniping by StarFrog_YT November 19, 2018
A good job, mate. S' challengin' work, out o' doors... guarantee you'll not go hungry, 'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
To be a sniping professional, you must have standards.

Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
In hobo parlance, "sniping" means to pick up spent cigarette butts and collect the tobacco to smoke.
"When yer on the bum & ya can't buy smokes, that's when you start sniping."
Sniping by Jalynthor January 30, 2008

Sniping Fuck 

One who chooses the sniper rifle in online FPS because he lacks the tactics to use any other weapon
"i just got killed off a wee sniping fuck" "That sniping fuck just quick scoped me"
a verbal retaliation for being dismissed by someone of higher authority with minimal intellect.
I got caught sniping at my boss when he did not understand the simplest of tasks.
sniping by nightshiftnetty August 22, 2017