smashed out of your mind 

when severely drunk, barely able to function

Man,you were smashed out of your mind!! you could barely tell me your name!

smashed out of your mind by Unanimous Chinchilla January 5, 2012

smashed it 

when u do summet really good/cool

look at dat boy, he smashed it

smashed it by vicky March 19, 2005

a barrel full of smashed assholes 

n. Theoretically, an awful thing. Quite literally though, a barrel, containing any number of assholes that have been previously smashed.

Oh no, holy shit! That girl who just came in the bar - she is uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes!

a barrel full of smashed assholes by Justice April 22, 2005

Face like a bucket of smashed crabs 

A really fugly munter, a really ugly person, AKA The Elephant Man

Fuck me, I'm not shagging that has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.

Face like a bucket of smashed crabs by Fishy Pie October 24, 2003

Smashed Bag of Assholes

1. "Smashed Bag of Assholes" is phrase used in a figurative manner to describe something that is disgusting as fuck, such as crumpled up paper bag full of prolapsed anuses.

2. This phrase is sometimes used to describe a location containing ignorant people.

1:
Girl: Like my new dress? I thought of you when I bought it!
Guy: You look like a smashed bag of assholes. Now get your bitch ass out of my face.

2:
Dude: That bar was a smashed bag of assholes.
Some other dude: It certainly was. Onto the next one!

Smashed Bag of Assholes by 4tuna August 23, 2014

A bag of smashed assholes 

A person looks like a bag of smashed assholes
ie there really ugly

"man that girl looks like a bag of smashed assholes"

A bag of smashed assholes by Eric Renton May 6, 2006

Smashed The Granny

Indication that a gentleman has given a vigorous and enthusiastic pounding to a consenting female. This practice often results in ruptions of internal organs and rendering the subject crippled for several days, almost like your gran. To smash the granny you do not need to be fussy. The granny can be smashed out of all of the mainstream orifices including the less popular but equally effective belly button smashing, reserved for ladies of a larger volume.

Tigger found walking and day to day activities challenging and painful after Christopher Robin smashed the granny out of his ring piece (Extract from 'Whinnie the Pooh, can honey be used as lube? - 1954')

Smashed The Granny by Tom A December 1, 2006