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bastard smile 

A bastard smile is an expression used by people when they have succeeded in annoying you or making you lose your temper. These bastards find it fun to be a nuisance to you and can’t wait for you to react, and when you do they will laugh or pull a bastard smile. The bastard smile can also be used to further irritate people, especially when they are powerless to act, for example, some kids are playing football and a group of adults come along pick up the ball then hold it over their heads and pull a bastard smile.
"you will never believe what happened the other day I got out my car to went pay for my fuel at the petrol station, when I turned around some guy was getting into my car, I ran out to try to stop him but I was to late. when he drove off, he looked at me and pulled a bastard smile."

"bastard smile, bastard smile!"
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Tony saw Jeff walk into the building. Even though Jeff was a total dilver, He was still Tony's smee. Tony greeted him, "What's up, Smilver?"
Smilver by Sporlan Orange April 16, 2010

Stoner Smile 

The big giant smile on your face that you get after you smoke some good weed and you're feelin reallllly nice.
Jamie: Hey man..Im feelin reallly nice right now..let's put on some music.

Steven:Okayyyy I'll do thatt (stoner smile)
Stoner Smile by 420Chick July 15, 2009

furry little smilers 

An affectionate nickname for rabbits because they always look like they’re smiling.
C’mon you furry little smilers, here’s your breakfast salad!
furry little smilers by Dr Bunnygirl September 14, 2019

Million-Dollar Smile 

A smile with a movie-star level of confidence and impression.
The 1st time I met this person, he had a Million-Dollar Smile that'll impress anyone
Million-Dollar Smile by Uhh169 July 23, 2020

frog smile 

a sexual maneuver where a naked man leapfrogs over a naked woman causing his penis to drag across her back.
Jim: Yo Dave, did you and Mari do anything last night?
Dave: Yeah man, we frog smiled all night.
Jim: Aw damn! you lucky son of a bitch.
frog smile by iggy the alien September 18, 2015