small town celebrity 

A member of a group of people that hang out with people that meet their criteria for being worthy to befriend. Said people drop out of sports after freshman year, think that sparks is hardxcore alcohol, use one person of the group because they have their license, talk shit about one another behind the other persons back,do whatever is best for them and don't care about anyone else,think that they are strong and can fight apparently when they haven't hit the gym since freshman football season. Many members of this elite group smoke cigarettes, swindle clothes off of people, steal stuff and deny it,come to basketball tryouts for 2 days and make a big deal out of it and then you don't see them at basketball ever again because they blame it on "having too much going on." I know smokings cigarettes is hard and so is driving around at night waisting your parents hard earned money on that gas card to fuel the Jeep Cherokee that mommy bought for them. These people may think they are upper class because their parents might have a little money so they think that they are popular and people like them when these people have no common sense about anything at all. Constantly say things like " ay yo brah we gonna drink some sparks and some icehouse tonight or what?" " doz n e 1 have a house that wii kan uze 2 "party" at.
" idk ill check to see whats goin on tonight with my people."
These people believe that they are alcoholics and have life hard. They attract attention by talking about committing suicide because life is so hard.

Don't get down on life if they don't want to hang out with you, realize that you're better than them and get true friends.

badass: "yo i was at this girls house last night with the rest of my crew and i got this girl drunk off of a sparks and she gave me head it was so sweet."

decent highschool kid: cool i have been trying to find a job, a decent girlfriend, lift, play football and be able to kick your crews ass at the same time, maintain a good gpa, and be able to outdrink the entire crew combined.

badass: " no way man i wrestle and have a shit record so i can beat your ass when i can't bench 135 10 times, and i can outdrink you."

normal kid" oh really what do you drink?"

badass: " man you don't even know one time i was at this kids house and i took a shot of beer every minute for an hour!!!"

normal kid: "wow no way!!! last weekend i got some grey goose last and we made skittles and got trashed and saturday night me and my friend demolished a bottle of 153 proof diesel!"

badass: "your a liar."

normal kid: " no really, ask someone that was there"

badass: "well i can still play beer pong better than you"

normal kid: " not a chance in hell you'll be trashed off 2 cups"

badass: " no ill drink 2 30 packs of icehouse right now"

normal kid: " I'll beat your ass so bad you won't have any face left"

badass: " doesn't matter im a small town celebrity and i run the town"

small town celebrity by normal kid in ohio August 3, 2008

Small-town Aberzombie Bros and Hoes

small-town aberzombie bros and hoes are defined as university students that hail from small towns that you have never heard of, such as Porcupine, Ontario, and the like, who only wear abercrombie and hollister, because when they make "shopping trips to the big city", these are seen as "new and hip stores from the states"; the 'hoes' part comes from the Thursday-Saturday nights when the girls of guelph congregate in the downtown core of Guelph wearing nothing but perhaps a belt as a dress - these girls typically refer to themselves as "Whore Zone." no word of a lie.

Whore Zone member #1: "Hey Hoe, can i like, wear this bra as a dress?"

Whore Zone member #2: "Oh Ma Gawd!! Like, totes magotes, Hoe!!!! You look soo delish. Every bro in guelph is gonna wanna taaaap thaaat!!!!"

Whore Zone member #1: "Thanks betch!!"

By-stander: "Ew, look at those small-town aberzombie bros and hoes doing the nasty in van goghs... vom dot com."

Small-town Aberzombie Bros and Hoes by notamemberofwhorezone May 4, 2009

small town wonder 

A musician who is well known in his or her own small town. This applies to local musicians who are starting out their career and making it big later in life.

He was a small town wonder will big dreams.

small town wonder by The Ferocious Whomper June 19, 2017

small town canceled 

when an individual does or says something that causes a group of people to judge, reject, or “cancel” them on a small scale; from canceling, but in an interpersonal group or small community, like a school or workplace

A: Did you hear that Mark cheated on Lucy?
B: Yeah, and now no one’s talking to him. He’s totally small town canceled.

small town canceled by annakendricksballs October 21, 2022

Small Town Beautiful

A beautiful woman but with an awful personality from a small town. Happens because the rare beauty queen of a small town never gets called out on her bad behavior ruining her.

Brittney's small town beautiful, she's a bitch to everyone, but all 'em country boys chasing after her don't care they just wanna bang her.

Small Town Beautiful by brothersister_creativity July 27, 2018

Small Town Syndrome 

The slang term “Small Town Syndrome” is a slang term for a person who lives in a small rural town full of cousin fuckers and sister fuckers. Also can be used for a person who knows everyone and their family.

Person 1: wtf why do I know this person and keep seeing them.
Person 2: oh thats just trailer park Nebraska and her family, who are well known for expanding their family by fucking each other.
Person 3: Small Town Syndrome I guess

Small Town Syndrome by EdelieMoloney69420 November 10, 2022

Small Town Saturday Night 

An extended trip to the bathroom for the purpose of defecation - i.e. taking a dump.

It's time for a small town saturday night. I'm gonna howl at the moon and shoot out the light.

Small Town Saturday Night by jolio February 28, 2008