Sit down button 

That bit just between the butt and the top of the back of the thigh, where if you kind of tickle it a little bit the person has to reflexively and involuntarily sit down.

(Falls over a bit) "Hey! That was my sit down button!"

Sit down button by Peregrine XI May 14, 2021

Sit down, geek 

A term used when someone insults you, such as a nerd, geek, loser or scum. Usually shuts them up. If not, repeat, with heavy emphasis on the Geek part.

Pronunced "Sit down, Geek." Make sure you pause.

NerdyJim112: Hey you suck dude!
Tony: Sit down, Geek.
NerdyJim112: ......

Sit down, geek by Ultramatic April 4, 2008

Sit Down Cunty 

The act of yelling to an obnoxious person to sit down even if they are already sitting.

Word Is Used To Shut Someone Up.

Cunty: *Doing Random Shit*
Nick: Sit Down Cunty!
Cunty: Im already sitting! *Cunty Mumbles Under Breath*

Sit Down Cunty by Mr. Aceves May 11, 2016

sit-down meeting

Similar to "dropping a duece". Its where you sit down on the toilet to have a poo , but it may take awhile, so you typically bring in work to do like a laptop or a book or magazine; and since you don't want to divuldge that you're crapping when someone calls you, you tell them that you're having a sit-down meeting instead.

"Hey Dude, how's it going?"
"Cool, man. I'm just having a sit-down meeting and I'll call you back."

sit-down meeting by thegirlDJ August 25, 2009

Sit-down comedian 

A comedian, who is a quadriplegic.

Did you hear about that paralyzed guy who tells jokes? He's kind of more of a sit-down comedian.

Sit-down comedian by guyomalley February 27, 2011

sit down in the shower 

it means to masturbate
yank wang

5 minutes ago i was sitting down in the shower. then i thought about urbandictionary.com and now i'm sittin here in my drawers drying off.

hint: do not sit on drain

sit down in the shower by [e-mail] May 15, 2004

sit down zbz 

To be owned in only the greatest of ways.

Oh,did you just take a hot load to the face? Sit down zbz.

sit down zbz by kyle July 10, 2004