shoulder devil 

A person you hang with who is a real bad influence. Pushes you to do immoral things. Talks you into doing things you know you shouldn't, but seem real good at the time. Preys on temptation usually just to sit back and watch the outcome. Much like the devil/angel in the cartoons.

"Just take it, it won't hurt you. I swear it'll be fun. You'll have the time of your life" Luke said to me. He's such a shoulder devil.

shoulder devil by NxVx April 20, 2009

Shoulder Grope 

The act of somebody placing a hand on the opposing shoulder, and then leaving it there, as if fondling their own shoulder blade. People usually shoulder-grope themselves while discussing their accomplishments or positive traits (often with a sentence beginning "I'm pretty much the best..."), and it is therefore regarded as a narcissistic celebration of one's own awesomeness. On occasion, both hands are employed, giving the shoulder-groper the appearance of somebody hugging themselves because they have no friends.

I don't mean to brag, but *shoulder grope* I'm pretty much the best clarinet player in the whole entire school.

Shoulder Grope by RAGNAAAAAAR! June 20, 2010

shoulder hopping 

beach slang, the act of cutting a surfer off at the end of a wave, when there is no power left.

"Alvin is a shoulder hopping sponger!"

shoulder hopping by sandspit October 25, 2007

Shoulder Dancing 

Rhythmic movement from only the shoulders up, including swaying, popping, and bouncing. Often done while seated.

She got so excited when her song came on that she started shoulder dancing.

Shoulder Dancing by CDenk May 27, 2018

Shoulder Coder 

Someone who sits on your shoulder and directs you what to code. Usually these people don't understand that coding isn't as simple as pointing and directing what you want it to do. Coding requires thought, implentation and testing.

John: Hey, could you just make it so when the user clicks on that button, the section understand expands vertically.
Dom: Ok, yep... I'll get it done.

-John doesn't leave and expects you to have it working in seconds-

Dom: Yeah, go away and i'll fetch you when its ready... Damn shoulder coder

Shoulder Coder by Konoro King February 19, 2012

shoulder parrot 

A shoulder parrot is when you walk up behind somebody who is sitting down and proceed to rest your testicles and penis on their shoulder. Bonus points if you say "Ahoy captain!"

Chris took my seat so I rewarded him with a fine shoulder parrot. Arrr!

shoulder parrot by Fygg Nuuton January 31, 2014

shoulder surprise 

This is a sex act, where the recipient will arch their back and put their shoulder blades together, while the male giver will use the friction between the shoulder blades to finish.

Gave my girl a shoulder surprise last night.

shoulder surprise by Dorios February 1, 2018