sperm shields 

Large Jackie-O style sunglasses that all the New Jersey sluts wear. Often accompanied by a tramp stamp and botox.

Danielle was wearing a pair of Gucci sperm shields when we were at Temps this summer

sperm shields by NickG0529 November 2, 2006

michael shields 

lad who was jailed for twatting a barman in turkey

michael shields got 15 years
hanging out with the turkish queers
5 years and no parole
shields is gunna have a soar arsehole

michael shields by michael shields mother yes i hate him aswell December 9, 2008

John Shields

A man with a massive cock. Be a John Shields.

John Shields made me cum hard with his massive cocker.

John Shields by FettiWillfredo March 6, 2022

Feli-shields 

'Feli-Shields' - (FELAY-SHEEALDS) NOUN. A play on the words FELICIO and SHIELD. Refers to Paris Hilton type bug-eyed sunglasses that covers most of a twenty-something slut's face. When she blows cock (felicio) and her man nuts all over her face her eyes will be shielded from the salty goo.

"That chick's got a sweet ass."

"Which one?"

"The slut wear'n the feli-shields."

Feli-shields by Jamesdubya August 28, 2010

nathanial patrick shields 

faggot, homosexual

your a nathanial patrick shields. It means you like men.

nathanial patrick shields by fdjafdhfa March 11, 2009

Dion Shields 

The act of liking more than two people at the same time and usually leading them all on.

omg, he's doing a Dion Shields!

Dion Shields by xxbubblezxx June 29, 2011

Jake Shields 

the most fucking awesome ufc middle weight fighter.

Jake Shields kicked that guys ass.

Jake Shields by martin0246 December 23, 2011