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Tijuana Sharpie

Noun; A hard and/or frozen turd used for writing/drawing in any slogan or other artistic endeavor including but not limited to face painting, graffiti, etc.
After a long night of drinking Amanda used a Tijuana Sharpie to draw a mustache on Tim and a unibrow on Taylor while they were passed out.
Tijuana Sharpie by Tad Thicke June 30, 2017
european slang for right now or as soon as possible
"i need those documents sharpish!!"
sharpish by P. Gryphenz June 7, 2003
The teenager's crayon. Used to write on oneself, clothing articles, and preferably on converse sneakers. Get at least 40 of them.
I love sharpies. they are so damn cool.
Sharpie by Roaring_Fyre July 24, 2010

White Sharpie

Doing a white sharpie is when you get a blow job from a girl and then you draw on her face with your sperm.
Bro, my girlfriend asked for a white sharpie last night, so i drew a dinosaur.
White Sharpie by Rlvers March 27, 2011

Sharpie Ninja 

One who sneaks an attack at the neck with a sharpie.

Though there are many ways to accomplish this a true Ninja will come from behind his target and assassinate him.
Zack must have gone Sharpie Ninja on the entire school because everyone I see has the Mark of the Ninja.
Sharpie Ninja by Luke Loukas May 29, 2008

sharpie sex

Your masturbating with a sharpie
Alice stole her friends sharpie and went to the bathroom and masturbated till she had a loud orgasm where then her friend came in and joined in the fun

Alice:AHHHHHHHH OHHHH SOOOOOOO GOOOOOD
Alice's friend:HAH FEEL IT BABY Sharpie are soooo good
Alice and her friend kissed while the sharpie was smiling

Sharpie's are used for masturbation
SHarpie sex
sharpie sex by sharpiexxx June 9, 2018